The Best Ever Of Badminton Jokes

Badminton, a sport loved by millions around the world, is not only known for its fast-paced action and intense rallies but also for the humor it brings. Badminton jokes, whether they are witty one-liners or funny anecdotes, have the power to bring a smile to players and fans alike. In this article, we have compiled the best-ever collection of badminton jokes that will surely leave you in splits!

1. Why do badminton players never get married?

Because love means nothing to them!

The Best Ever Book of Badminton Jokes

by Dr Jane Smart(Kindle Edition)

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	388 KB
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Screen Reader	:	Supported
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Print length	:	107 pages
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Paperback	:	118 pages
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2. What is a badminton player's favorite dance move?

The shuttle shuffle!

3. Why did the badminton player bring a ladder to the court?

Because he wanted to reach new heights!

4. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a badminton racket in it and call it a racket!

5. What do you call a badminton player who can't serve?

A "Not-so-SMASHing" success!

6. Why was the badminton court always clean?

Because the players always kept a "net" in it!

7. What is a badminton player's favorite type of music?

Rock-"shuttle" music!

8. How do badminton players fix their rackets?

With a "grip" tape!

9. What do you call a badminton player who dropped his racket in the water?

A "lob"ster!

10. Why did the badminton player bring string and flies to the court?

Because he wanted to catch a "birdie"!

11. What did one badminton say to the other after a long rally?

"We're "foresmash"ed!"

12. How do badminton players invite friends to their parties?

They "serve" them an invitation!

13. Why did the badminton player always carry extra shuttlecocks in his pocket?

Because he didn't want to be "cock"y in case he lost one!

14. What do you call a badminton player who never misses a shot?

A "match" made in heaven!

15. Why did the badminton player bring a ladder to the court?

Because he knew he had to "rise" above his opponent!

16. How do badminton players handle stress?

They "paddle" through it!

17. Why did the badminton player become an artist?

Because he had a knack for "drawing" lines on the court!

18. What do you call a badminton player who is always happy?

A "smash"-tered individual!

19. How do badminton players prepare for a hot summer day?

They turn on the "fan"!

20. What did one badminton player say to the other during an intense match?

"Let's "rally" our spirits and win this!"

So there you have it, the best collection of badminton jokes that are sure to bring laughter to badminton enthusiasts. Whether you're a player, a fan, or just someone looking for a good laugh, these jokes are guaranteed to serve you a dose of humor. Remember, badminton is not only about competition but also about the joy it brings, and what better way to appreciate the sport than sharing a few laughs with friends and fellow players. Let the shuttle-cocks fly and the jokes roll, for badminton brings us together in both action and laughter!

The Best Ever Book of Badminton Jokes

by Dr Jane Smart(Kindle Edition)

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	388 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	107 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Paperback	:	118 pages
Item Weight	:	8.2 ounces
Dimensions	:	6 x 0.27 x 9 inches

FREE

If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Badminton jokes is for you.

In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Badminton Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Badminton Jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Badminton Player in this book, there’s something wrong with you.

This book has so many Badminton jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example:

Why do Badminton Players wear slip-on shoes?

You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.

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An evil genie captured a Badminton Player and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.

The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst.

The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.

The Badminton Player brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!

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Did you hear about the Badminton Player who wore two jackets when she painted the house?

The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”

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Why do Badminton Players laugh three times when they hear a joke?

Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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